when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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