just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
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I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
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all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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