She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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