kristin has been a bad kristin
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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