Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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