you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
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I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
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I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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