jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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