we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
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After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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