The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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