I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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