That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
we should paint friendship bongs
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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