It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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