so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
She is in my trunk
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
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Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
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Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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