Dual....:-)
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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