If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I love black thongs
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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