apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
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I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
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I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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