hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
This show inspires me to have sex in space
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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