So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
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yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
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I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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