I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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