Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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