Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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