and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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