I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
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so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
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Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
How naked do you want me to be?
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