I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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