Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
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For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
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When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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