Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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