i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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