sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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