I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Randomize
