dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
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So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
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I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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