This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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