Do you still have your period?
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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