Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I need a burrito and a hug.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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