last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
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That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
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Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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