this boner is exhausting
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
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Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
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I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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