Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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