I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
operation have a gay friend backfired
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
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We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
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He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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