Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Boobs are out for the taking
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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