This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
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My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Last time i carry you out of a forest
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The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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