Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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