I think im going to throw up on grandma
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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