butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
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She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
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I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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