Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
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You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
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It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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