I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
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SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
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Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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