I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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