I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
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you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
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He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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