Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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