First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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