she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
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The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
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Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I want a musical about memes.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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