you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
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Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
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do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
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I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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