i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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