even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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