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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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