This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
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Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
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I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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