I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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