It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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